Beware the Dog | ||
2003-07-16 || You FOB | ||
Were you wondering why I didn�t
update yesterday?� It�s because it was
my birthday.� I am twenty-seven.� Twenty-seven years old.� It has been twenty-seven years since I was
born in Teaneck, NJ.� And, no, I was not born in a hotel or motel
or in the back of a Chevy.� I was born
in a hospital or that it what my parent�s claim.� Although, suspiciously, I have never seen any record of this
hospital birth. Yesterday I had the best birthday
EVER.� I planned it myself.� This is what I did;� I woke up at 8:20 � sleeping late, hey now,
took care of the dogs, drove the boyfriend to work, worked out, walked for
fifty-five minutes with the Pappers dog, showered, had a massage, shopped for
four hours, picked up Maggiano�s carry-out for dinner, picked up the boyfriend,
took care of the dogs and got silly drunk. I found out that I love massages.�
Love them and can�t wait to go back and schedule another one.� After today, I might need to do that soon. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! When I got back to the office
today I was slammed with e-mails and voice mails.� Apparently the world nearly ends if I take a day off.� Irate volunteers and even more irate potential
volunteers and a near threatening potential community service crowded my day
with complaints of calls that had not been returned in the past day that I was
out of the office.� One guy even came up
to my work and wrote me a note this morning.�
Too bad that I am unable to help him.�
I was verbally attacked in a
morning staff meeting.� The party that I
threw on Monday did not meet my boss� expectations.� She was hoping that more people would show up.� My powers of persuasion have apparently let
her down again.� Shucks. Hmmmm � I bought myself new pants, watch,
two shirts, a bra and a sweater at the mall.�
My parent�s had given me a gift certificate to the Gap.� My sister and her fianc�e bought me a new Kate Spade bag; the nylon medium
shopper.� I carried it to
work today.� I love it.� Very much. I just got a call from my
landlady.� My last gift � a new Coach
keychain � is waiting for me at home! 1 comments so far before & after |
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